Something fishy is going on around here. Boxes have taken over the apartment, and articles of furniture are mysteriously disappearing. I suspect the humans.
So, being the svelt, savvy feline that I am, I've taken it upon myself to do some investigating. Thorough investigation of boxes, hampers and bags have produced enough evidence to surmise that these humans are, in fact, shipping all creature comforts out of the apartment. They are stark-raving bonkers. I have taken the necessary precautions to protect myself: favorite toys are stashed under the refrigerator and bed, and I've started shredding bits of newspaper to leave as a trail,in the fashion of those children....what were their names? Hansel and Gretel, just in case these humans accidentally pack me in one of those boxes. You never know what irrational things they might do.
Whatever happens, I hope they bring back my chair...this floor is unacceptable.
queso
oh queso, i'm sure wherever they take you, you will make tons of new friends. you are so amiable, after all.
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