FOR RENT:
one female cat: chunky, demanding, vocal, always-hungry.
availability: nightly, from 11:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m.
interested patrons must be night owls and must be willing to play cat games from 7 hours straight. Games include but are not limited to: fetch (which involves you, the human, throwing, and picking up the item after the cat has chased it so that it can be re-thrown), hide-and-seek (you hide, cat seeks) and dangling bits of string around for cat to chase.
patron(s) must also have a hefty supply of top-quality cat food, to be administered when you can no longer handle the whiny "mraow" that becomes all to frequent and loud around 2:00 a.m.
If you feel that you are a good match (good match meaning: you stay up all night, aren't allergic to felines and have no bias against hefty girls) for said feline, please, please, please, please, contact her owner. You will be able to recognize her by the bags under her eyes (owner, not cat).
